Corrupt a wish...

Granted, to breathe.

I wish this thread would end

Granted, but unfortunately, it didnt.

I wish i knew Daylyt's FB acc.

Granted, but it's a different person by the username of "daylyt".

I wish Wolf would stop eating fish.

Granted, with my kind of luck, that won't happen.

I wish there was something out there called "Corrupt A Wish" that had epic battles with the "Make A Wish" foundation.

Granted, welcome to shitstorm.

I wish they have an epic game of quiddich at the park like 2 years ago

Granted, they turned it into a golf park when they got bored.

I wish for a Rendezvous.

Granted, I forgot what that meant, so I'll just give you a dictionary.

I wish it stops raining

Granted, but it was illegal and therefore banned.

I wish my bro would shut up!

Granted, I'll make your life a misery next.

I wish tomatoes are considered as vegetables

Granted, and peas are also fruits.

I wish i was 14.

Granted, welcome to asian parenting

I wish this wasn't my last kit kat bar

Granted. you has none now

I wish teto is alot more cuter than Rin kagamine.

Granted, but Beiber tops out.

I wish english isn't as bad as my physics

Granted, the rest of your classes became worse than you'd ever imagine.

I wish to Homu homu.

Granted, but it's gone now.

I wish I'm not as slow in subbing aria as today

Granted, but you're now blind.

I wish I was a toad.

Granted, you'll be a frog here on.

I wish my flu dies away soon

Rrrribit~
(granted, but now you have aids)

ribit ribit..
(I wish I had someone to celebrate my birthday with >.<)

Granted, my birthday is next friday

I wish it stops raining really for once

Granted, it stops raining, it starts hailing golfballs

I wish I had gotten good cake instead of carrot cake. -.-

granted, it turns into nothing but frosting and your bloodsugar sky rockets sending you into a coma.

I wish Playstation Network would hurry up and come back online.

Granted, but you need to help them to get online!

I wish for a shining star! XD

Granted, it breaks apart in 2 seconds.

I wish my mouth stops tasting like cough syrup

Granted, but you need to drink the same syrup again.

I wish for a shining star!! XD XD

Granted, it falls on you and you get crushed.

I wish the mushrooms growing in my yard are edible