So, my mom got a new laptop, which means......

I get free unlimited access to her old desktop, which I might add, is faster than my old, crummy laptop! Plus, we're moving it into my room which = privacy! Now my problems are solved! No longer will I have to worry about lagging each time I open up msn or emulate a game, nor will I ever have to worry about getting off early because the sound of a mouse bothers my dad! I can also play MMO's in my own private environment! At an adequate speed as well! Not only that, but I can now read that one topic sun posted with the 15 HUGE pics without my comp having epileptic seizures or exploding :D

However, this is, unfortunately, only temporary. As soon as I get my own laptop my mom is gonna want her desktop back, which means I can't touch any of the programs she has on here nor can I go look up anything.....err......"naughty" But I still get to keep my old, crummy laptop, so I don't have to worry much in regards to the latter.

1.Look up "naughty things"
2.Save somewhere else (optional)
3.Clear cache & history
4.?????
5.PROFIT!!

Truecrypt
Install Windows in it
UNLIMITED NAUGHTY WORKS

Solution!

It's called Ps3. It has godly space, no spam, no fail, and epic naught-i-philes free of charge.